The Epic of Inadequacy

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turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

friendsarefortheweak:

reblogalert:

Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong person? Immediately put your phone on airplane mode and once it fails to deliver, delete the message.

Share this it might save a life

highjinkx:

rumarumi:

tannanana:

pipesandrage:

oldmanyellsatcloud:

kilomonster:

tugamaggie:

vondell-swain:

HE LITERALLY PAINTS IT IN THREE DIMENSIONS

IF YOU GUYS SAW MY FACE RIGHT NOW

Holy shit, I want one of those. He can have all my money.

Thats an amazing use of modern materials. And must have been quite painstaking to master. 

This man is a wizard

AAAUGH

WOW

WOW

(Source: itsvondell)

hanji-zoe:

notfarlan:

hanji-zoe:

HOLD UP, is Armin the narrator what oh my god I never knew this, is this for real

WHAT IF HE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT SURVIVES AND IS RETELLING THE STORY

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buttgenie:

i want to be in a sassy group of internet friends where we all have big skype calls together and we play video games together and we do livestreams together and we tinychat together wow i want friends

(Source: epic-vines)

17yr:

“hey im emotionally unstable and not good at texting do u wanna date me”

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4
okay story time
so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”
so I drew a banana instead.
and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”
so I was like “k”
and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.
My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

thisisurheichouspeaking:

Art dump part 4

okay story time

so my art teacher assigned us to do a chalk pastel still life of fruits n shit and I was like “no”

so I drew a banana instead.

and my teacher came by like “you need to have more than one fruit in your still life”

so I was like “k”

and so I put that cherry on top of the banana and titled it “Banana Split Without The Ice Cream Because Life Is Full Of Disappointments: By Fall Out Boy" and I turned that shit in.

My art teacher just started laughing out loud in the middle of class

tibets:

here’s a video of me

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com)

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die

bewilden:

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how are these people not dead

Oh he can eat plastic bags and the other lady can eat drywall, but if I want to enjoy some fucking cookie dough I’ll get salmonella and die